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Doing an 'Naiad'

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  • Who is gonna lay off on the day for their stake back like little wombles?


    Gotta be a smart play

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    • Originally posted by Kevloaf View Post
      Who is gonna lay off on the day for their stake back like little wombles?
      Nah, grow a pair....

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      • Originally posted by Istabraq View Post

        Nah, grow a pair....
        Istabraq:
        Christ Kev, you really need to grow a pair.

        Kevloaf:
        Of testicles?

        Istabraq:
        Yes.

        Kevloaf:
        You want me to grow a pair of testicles so I'd have four testicles and somehow that'll help make me braver and better to deal with stress? Staggering around like a baboon with four balls hanging down?





        Unfortunately, I couldn't find the video clip of this....

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        • I tell you why you need to grow a pair, imagine how you would feel when Spectre is counting his millions and the entire forum is bringing forward retirement plans and you’ve traded out for a small profit.
          Strap in pal, enjoy the ride....

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          • Imagine the pressure though if the Supreme and Arkle have already gone to outsiders? It would be like having the getting out stakes in race 3.

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            • Originally posted by Istabraq View Post
              I tell you why you need to grow a pair, imagine how you would feel when Spectre is counting his millions and the entire forum is bringing forward retirement plans and you’ve traded out for a small profit.
              Strap in pal, enjoy the ride....
              Haha, I won't be trading out.

              If I got tempted to, it'd be for my stake back too, not a small profit.


              Nobody is doing that

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              • Not a chance I’m trading a single penny.

                Ill leave that to baboon balls
                Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more I sweat, the luckier I get.

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                • 9/2 Virgin Bet....

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                  • Originally posted by Spectre View Post
                    Not a chance I’m trading a single penny.

                    Ill leave that to baboon balls


                    I've been demoted from space hopper balls to four baboon balls



                    I'm at 192 pts return.... I'm going to have to have 1 pt win on at single figures so it's a rounded 200 pt win return


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                    • This plunge deserve a song.........here's my feeble offering for the first verse.


                      Spectre's a bad....bad lad

                      He's got us all doing the Na-i-ad

                      If he wins we'll be oh so glad

                      And the doubters - you'll be tamping mad.

                      Chorus

                      We got bad ass Bass

                      And clean living Kim

                      So come on lucky

                      You can win

                      And Spectre‘s bad boys

                      Can ker-ching, ker -ching


                      Oh dear, that's even made me cringe. I'm off to bed.
                      Last edited by nortonscoin200; 4 March 2021, 03:14 AM.

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                      • Originally posted by nortonscoin200 View Post

                        Make us all lots of chucky chucky.
                        Definititely meant something very different when I was touring the Far East in the 90s...

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                        • Originally posted by nortonscoin200 View Post
                          This plunge deserve a song.........here's my feeble offering for the first verse.


                          Spectre's a bad....bad lad

                          He's got us all doing the Na-i-ad

                          If he wins we'll be oh so glad

                          And the doubters - you'll be tamping mad.

                          Chorus:

                          So cummon Happygolucky

                          Be good and very plucky

                          With clean living Kim

                          And bad ass Bass

                          Make us all lots of chucky chucky.


                          Oh dear, that's even made me cringe. I'm off to bed.
                          Hahaaaaaaaaa

                          A real life laugh out loud.



                          Spectre's a bad....bad lad
                          Spectre's a bad....bad lad
                          Spectre's a bad....bad lad
                          Spectre's a bad....bad lad
                          Spectre's a bad....bad lad
                          Spectre's a bad....bad lad

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                          • Make us all lots of Chucky Chucky ....... .

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                            • So bring on Race 3, Yes Please!

                              those bookies will be on their knees.

                              And you will see the joy in our Fat Jockey eyes

                              when Happy brings home the Ultima prize.

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                              • Cloth Cap not declared for the Grimthorpe.
                                Could possibly be a danger now.
                                Worth a cover bet for some I reckon.

                                Edit -
                                Forget that, he's running at Kelso

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