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  • Horsey Project

    I'll explain later.

    For now, Lanivtsi is a name for the notebook. Not for Cheltenham 2025 or even 2026. But possibly 2027 onwards... or maybe Auteuil 2025...

    If handled properly Lanivtsi will be at least a 130+ rated chaser wherever he goes.

    I am telling you this little over an hour after he made his debut in a Sennones AQPS bumper. This is so below the radar that the commentary is a fucking tractor engine on the replay video.



    Here is a train of tweets that offer a hint as to what I'm chuffing well talking about. Including the pedigree guide which is the BEST one-stop pedigree page that exists. If there is one better, show the class. Call my bluff. I can wait... for at least four years and possibly longer.







    Anyways, my partner is coming over and as much as I love researching horse racing (it's pathological, sensual, life-affirming etc), there are two things I love more. One is the LUCKY 9 VEGAN MEGA BOX.
    Last edited by Kotkijet; 23 March 2024, 04:26 PM.

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    Here is a stream of consciousness. Please don’t talk to me about the grammatical, structural, spelling errors etc. It is a stream of consciousness after all. There are truths… facts about traits that will always lead to success in horse racing, and success is measured by whether ones performance exceeds that of


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    • #3
      Originally posted by Kotkijet View Post
      I'll explain later.
      First elaboration on this is that I'll explain later. I have four years, although I might have a little in a bit...

      Anyways, there's a race set to take place in just under half an hour at Nimes. It isn't very good, but the horses are all wonderful creatures worthy of love. Plus, this race comes with a pedigree overview. Indeed, it is the best in the game until someone can top it.



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      • #4
        Don't mind me, just reinventing catalogue/pedigree pages...

        Please forgive the lack of direct image. It is so powerful in its original form that it angers the file size limit for these servers... even when compressed

        Here's a link to the image...



        Thank you
        Last edited by Kotkijet; 25 March 2024, 12:05 AM.

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        • #5
          Background
          Read through all of my posts from the beginning. The genesis of Horsey Project.

          Targets
          2024-2028: Aim to become the best researcher in the business.
          2028: Start trading as bloodstock agent. Possible ownership, syndication and breeding in due course. TBC.
          2034: Saddle first runner as trainer at specialised and tailor made fascilities.
          ????: Train a Grand National winner before I die.

          Report - 31/5/2024
          >Stepping back from being the undisputed champion of Juvenile Hurdle research in order to broader my scope to investigate long term prospects.
          >Will probably maintain said championship by sporadic juvenile content for the sake of it. Would love to be challenged some day.
          >I am a Corinthian student of the game... I think my subconscience is still carrying the disappointment of dropping out of Durham, even if it was the correct thing to do.
          >I believe I am capable of achieving all of my goals, but I will need to learn from others what I cannot learn by myself.
          >I will state right now that I am going to be the best bloodstock agent in the field of long term prospects in less than six years. By the time I have saddled a winner, nobody will be able to name anybody better.
          >I will be at Hexham this Saturday. If you have ambitions in racing, I think my time would be an asset. Worth having a chat just to be on the safe side.
          >It will also be my first holiday with my womanfriend so I am only allowed to spend 39% of the day on business matters.
          >I do not share names without explicit consent, and only if it benefits all parties.

          Also, if you are in Newcastle, remember to check out the Lucky 9 Vegan Mega Box. It is like eating the body of God and ​the Devil at the same time.

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          • #6
            Lucky 9 vegan mega box

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