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  • Originally posted by Istabraq View Post

    I understood the response even less than I understood HesTheOne's original post so I thought I'd kill the conversation and save further embarrassment.
    Different world...

    ps Someone sent me a list of emjoi meanings earlier so I feel like I have made some progress today...
    Hahaha

    I'm looking forward to some 'jazzier' messages in the future then

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    • Originally posted by Kevloaf View Post

      Hahaha

      I'm looking forward to some 'jazzier' messages in the future then
      I still don't know how to use them in here, whats app I've 'kin nailed though...

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      • Seeing West Warhorse winning at Fakenham - apparently I’m still not over that Arkle all those years ago

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        • With Marie’s Rock going Relkeel I believe not Long Walk ….starts to look like Mares might be on cards again?

          Even when rubbish last time her RPR is up with most of current lot …..so 33-1 cashout looks great value
          Fat Jockey Patron (est. Jan 2021)

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          • Originally posted by Ballyfitz View Post
            Seeing West Warhorse winning at Fakenham - apparently I’m still not over that Arkle all those years ago
            Haha, I saw the name entered and I think I closed the browser down in disgust

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            • Originally posted by Istabraq View Post

              This message right here is exactly why I don't belong in the 21st century...
              With You On this one Istabraq ., I went to my G.P. Surgery on monday . Spoke face to face to the receptionist ...
              Sorry i don't understand the messages you are sending me . And i don't have a B.P Reading Machine .
              Can someone just read my Blood pressure ??.
              Yes , no Problem , we have a clinic on wednesday ... followed by a text message today ....
              You don't need to come to the B.P. Clinic on wednesday , just take your own B.P. and email us the Result . .

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              • Originally posted by Ballyfitz View Post
                Seeing West Warhorse winning at Fakenham - apparently I’m still not over that Arkle all those years ago
                Had a chuckle Myself , was watching the Race ,, wondered if anyone would mention it . .

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                • Originally posted by Istabraq View Post

                  Sorry, what is a github ?
                  Sorry but this made me laugh quite a lot

                  But yes HesTheOne, I used to use google sheets to import the data but it was blocked by cloudflare, so I modified a script that Zachx02 sent me to scrape the data into excel, set up some bat files to run the python scripts, imported that data to the old Google sheets then I had some more scripts on there to compare to the previous data that was stashed and print out the differences. I still have access to the Google Sheets stuff obviously so it's only the scraping stuff that is missing. To be honest, if you know Python then it would probably be easier to write the whole thing in python now, but Python isn't my bag (and I couldn't be arsed).

                  Happy to help in whatever way I can

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                  • Originally posted by Dandrew99 View Post

                    Sorry but this made me laugh quite a lot

                    But yes HesTheOne, I used to use google sheets to import the data but it was blocked by cloudflare, so I modified a script that Zachx02 sent me to scrape the data into excel, set up some bat files to run the python scripts, imported that data to the old Google sheets then I had some more scripts on there to compare to the previous data that was stashed and print out the differences. I still have access to the Google Sheets stuff obviously so it's only the scraping stuff that is missing. To be honest, if you know Python then it would probably be easier to write the whole thing in python now, but Python isn't my bag (and I couldn't be arsed).

                    Happy to help in whatever way I can
                    If this is deliberate, it's brilliant...

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                    • https://www.racingpost.com/news/brit...-aAn9Z9L2azCl/

                      Some brilliant contradictions in the Henderson articles today
                      Described as fearless !! (must be a first) and simultaneously admitting to shitting himself Christmas Day before Constitution Hill runs against handicappers, with 2 stones in hand.

                      Jonbon going to clarence House.

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                      • Originally posted by Istabraq View Post

                        If this is deliberate, it's brilliant...
                        I knew I was getting old when I started sleeping in the recovery position (just in case).

                        What topped it off, was when I found myself perving at the neighbours wife through the bathroom window, whilst applying Anusol to my piles.

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                        • Originally posted by Quevega View Post

                          Anusol
                          Always wondered why they bothered to go with a brand name that contained the word anus only to pronounce it A-new-sol.

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                          • Originally posted by Quevega View Post
                            https://www.racingpost.com/news/brit...-aAn9Z9L2azCl/

                            Some brilliant contradictions in the Henderson articles today
                            Described as fearless !! (must be a first) and simultaneously admitting to shitting himself Christmas Day before Constitution Hill runs against handicappers, with 2 stones in hand.

                            Jonbon going to clarence House.
                            Which one of you works for the Racing Post ?, as this article has been edited and the word "fearless" removed

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                            • Originally posted by Istabraq View Post

                              If this is deliberate, it's brilliant...
                              I think he's pulling your python Ista.......

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                              • Having major issues trying to open up anything this morning. Forum proper glitchy. Anyone else the same??

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