Cheltenham Festival Roll-Ups

[knockando]

Knockando. Do me a favour and put a link up for the pornstar. I’m googling from my iPhone out here and all I get up is Pornstar doing wrong things with horses (I’m scared for life)
Can’t find this horse in any betting or anything about it.

Ha - it's me being a bit tongue in cheek, the pornstar horse is Brandy Love....now if you google that name...advise you to not do it beside loved ones or work colleagues....

[somer1]

Got it pmsfl. After googling “The Pornstar horse” it came up with some very strange films to watch. I don’t think even Brandi Love would do some of them things.

[FinalFurlong91]

I'd delete your search history somer

[somer1]

I'd delete your search history somer

I do FF. Even though we have his and her laptops

[twig78]

Was feeling a bit left out at not being on a pornstar so going for one today. England cricket, Norrie and Novak at the tennis all rolling up with the pornstar.

[somer1]

Was feeling a bit left out at not being on a pornstar so going for one today. England cricket, Norrie and Novak at the tennis all rolling up with the pornstar.

I bet you were like WTF after the 1st two sets of the Novak match

[somer1]

Well done twig.

[Lobos]

Was feeling a bit left out at not being on a pornstar so going for one today. England cricket, Norrie and Novak at the tennis all rolling up with the pornstar.

Never in doubt.......

Lucky Barsteward !!

[twig78]

Cheers lads. Was playing golf today so only got home to watch the 5th set of Norrie but I checked the Novak score once and thought it had all gone west.
Also had the best round of my short golfing career today. Got home and excitedly told the mrs about it. She then proceeded to open my wallet and show me a bay leaf that she'd put in there this morning to give me luck.
So there we have it, who needs Saxon spending hours upon hours going throgh trainer traits and ptp form. Get yourselves down the herbs and spices aisle at Tesco lads.
PS: Yes I am now putting my wallet somewhere else.

[somer1]

I’m

Cheers lads. Was playing golf today so only got home to watch the 5th set of Norrie but I checked the Novak score once and thought it had all gone west.
Also had the best round of my short golfing career today. Got home and excitedly told the mrs about it. She then proceeded to open my wallet and show me a bay leaf that she'd put in there this morning to give me luck.
So there we have it, who needs Saxon spending hours upon hours going throgh trainer traits and ptp form. Get yourselves down the herbs and spices aisle at Tesco lads.
PS: Yes I am now putting my wallet somewhere else.

Fook the herbs and spices in Tesco get to Canada where the herbs are legal. Had the time of my life on this trip

[twig78]

Going in again. Inspiral on Friday, Kyrigos to win the tournament and the Porn Star. If nothing else it's got me more into the tennis this year.

[Istabraq]

Not a huge tennis punter but I though the Womens semi Halep/Rybakina could be tight and I give the dog a chance, but I think the better play is over 21 total games.
21 can only be played on the machine but 21.5 at around evens is available with all bookies and could be used for a decent roll up...

[Lobos]

Going in again. Inspiral on Friday, Kyrigos to win the tournament and the Porn Star. If nothing else it's got me more into the tennis this year.

You used your luck up the other day !

Frankie and Gosden on another sabbatical now

[twig78]

You used your luck up the other day !

Frankie and Gosden on another sabbatical now

I know. Fun while it lasted.
Hey Ho.
Going to try and better my golf game for the next 3 months.

[somer1]

I know. Fun while it lasted.
Hey Ho.
Going to try and better my golf game for the next 3 months.

Good luck with that im still shit after 5yrs at it!!