Which Table Are You Sitting At

[Diamond Geezer]

[Captain Chris]

this made it's way round my WhatsApp group yesterday. We added another bench to table 7...

[charlie]

Definitely Table 7. I can get steaming pissed with Gordon whilst staring at Cumani, and can hop over to table 3 for Dettori key bumps.

[ryanh97]

Definitely Table 7. I can get steaming pissed with Gordon whilst staring at Cumani, and can hop over to table 3 for Dettori key bumps.

I 2nd this

[FinalFurlong91]

As far away from ryan moore as possible

[Can't Catch Me]

Hard to argue with the reasoning behind number 7!

Probably 10 for me. Henry and Jonny Francome both top fellas!

[Rooster Booster]

Definitely table 1. Before I went I would run a sweepstake around how long it would take RM to tell EC to stop talking such fucking drivel after which I would see if I could tap RM up for a date with his sister who I appear to have some sort of crush on.

[Kevloaf]

The gushing on table 9 would rule out tables 8,4,5,6 and 10 as I wouldn't want to be in ear shot.

The drool on table 7 is already turning my stomach, she's massively over rated as 'eye-candy', just the best of a bad bunch


I reckon table 3, Oli Bell seems alright, could listen to Willie waffling all day and Frankie seems a laugh. Nico the dark horse....


Table 3, thanks.

[Quevega]

Table 7.
For obvious reasons.
And your near table 3 and 10, who'd definitely have some 'gear' or 'Ket'.

[Istabraq]

The drool on table 7 is already turning my stomach, she's massively over rated as 'eye-candy', just the best of a bad bunch

That’s because you’re not at the age of us droolers...

[jonthehammer]

Shame Adele Mulrennan isnt on one of these tables as i would be straight over on that one

[Kevloaf]

That’s because you’re not at the age of us droolers...

Haha, when I saw the 'discussion' in the other thread I considered that correlation but decided against piping up

[Scooby91]

Option 11. The cleaning cupboard with rebecca curtis

[Kotkijet]

The drool on table 7 is already turning my stomach, she's massively over rated as 'eye-candy', just the best of a bad bunch

It's like that episode of The Inbetweeners where the boys all fancy some teacher even though objectively, they only think she's fit because she's the one teacher under the age of 35.

As far away from ryan moore as possible

If my time at Cuths is anything to go by, I would be sat on my own "Why are you talking to me while I'm eating?" table. I imagine Ryan Moore would probably end up joining me.

If it was a formal dinner where I had to talk to others, I'd like to be sat with Brough Scott, Lydia Hislop and Sir Mark Prescott. The latter has a compelling way with words and am sure he would be very interested to hear my thoughts on veganism...

[Brooksie]

imagine sitting at table 4. You'd have Paul plying Bryony with alcohol.. as if she didn't talk enough lol