Who is the best tipster on Fat Jockey ?

[Quevega]

QUOTE=BigChaang;n280891]

I've kept really quiet , but i'll tell you something . He went down in my estimation when he said that !!.
And I'll tell you honestly .... I will Love it if i beat him ..Love It !!! .......[/QUOTE]


We all know how that ended

[Smiley]

Yes sorry my group and to organisers, had a rough xmas and start of year and missed the entries for second round games! Wasn’t my intention to not partake and would be equally upset should I have taken the time to organise and someone not bother. Wasn’t my intention at all and had apologised over private message, but didn’t think to on here, but you are right I should have done. So apologise to all involved

[Quevega]

Yes sorry my group and to organisers, had a rough xmas and start of year and missed the entries for second round games! Wasn’t my intention to not partake and would be equally upset should I have taken the time to organise and someone not bother. Wasn’t my intention at all and had apologised over private message, but didn’t think to on here, but you are right I should have done. So apologise to all involved

I was joking around mate
no worries at all.
I did worry about you for a bit though.
as you never know who might have been carted off to the hospital these days

[Middle_Of_March]

Excellent, thanks for all the hard work DG.

Is the final the following week, or are we playing the final on Sunday at Leopardstown?

Remember when you questioned why I had you up antepost as one of my outright market favs? Look at you now..

[nortonscoin200]

Realise this might only be of interest to 3 people (max) but....

SEMI-FINAL FORM GUIDE

BIG CHAANG (By KevinKeeganSays out of Sleepless in Sha Tin)

Excitable gelding - can get very worked up in the preliminaries . Box walker who suffers from insomnia. Trainer put snooker legend Steve "Interesting" Davis in his stable to try to calm him down. Experiment failed after Davis was carried unconscious from the stable with 147 kicks and bites to the body. Recovered from a disastrous start to rack up 6 wins in a row. Got up late to win his QF by a short-head. Experienced at this level and seems to be running into form at right time.. Maajor chaance. Original odds 18-1

QF: 15W
R16: 18W
GW5: 27W
GW4: 21W
GW3: 19W
GW2: 25W
GW1: 5L



QUEVEGA (By Mind Games out of Heart of Gold)

Feisty unbeaten mare with a big reputation (closely related to Succinct Put-Downs out of Bark's Worse Than Bite). Took a while to get going and only ever does just enough. Can be headstrong but battles well and starting to repay expensive price tag. Well fancied at 14-1 ante-post but will need to step up a level to beat Big Chaang who would have won their last six head-to-heads. Suggestion that an end-to-end gallop at this level may bring about significant improvement.

QF: 12W
R16: 11D (pens)
GW5: 22W
GW4: 15W
GW3: 16W
GW2: 23D
GW1: 15 D

RYANH97 (By Ryan Giggs out of Meg Ryan)

Impeccably bred and pacy good looking colt (closely related to His Brother's Missus). Due to be gelded at the end of the season after playing up/away on occasions. Joint third favourite at 9-1 pre tournament and justified market confidence with some high quality consistent performances. Highest rating of the semi-finalists on 140 (NC 136, BC 130, Q 114) and sure to go well. Likely favourite for the title. Trainer Puter Whizz said: "He' had a few free spins last week just to keep him ticking over and his Hex Code and HTML Entity both look perfect - he's the IT guru to screw you."

QF: 20W
R16: 21W
GW5: 21L
GW4: 18W
GW3: 24W
GW2: 16L
GW1: 20W

NORTONSCOIN200 (By Verbal Diarrhoea out of Talking Bollocks)

Had a long-winded operation before Christmas but it failed to cure the problem. The veteran selling plater has had a good season stepping up in class despite being too closely related to Janidil and Beacon Edge. Remains to be seen if he can compete in this company. Lucky short-head win last time after jockey gave up and dismounted coming to the last. Trainer Ivan Gotta-Clue said: "If he runs like f***** Janidil or that b****** Beacon Edge he won't have a f****** prayer." A 22-1 shot originally, likely outsider.

QF: 16W
R16: 21W
GW5: 25W
GW4: 21W
GW3: 23W
GW2: 19W
GW1: 11 L

[ryanh97]

Fantastic nortonscoin200

[Quevega]

Awesome stuff nortonscoin200


Might actually feel bad if I have to beat you in the Final

[Diamond Geezer]

Aha ! I'm looking for someone to write a pinstickers guide for the Fat Jockey Grand National in April and hoping MOM can do a book and may be in running prices too.

[Kevloaf]

Realise this might only be of interest to 3 people (max) but....

SEMI-FINAL FORM GUIDE

BIG CHAANG (By KevinKeeganSays out of Sleepless in Sha Tin)

Excitable gelding - can get very worked up in the preliminaries . Box walker who suffers from insomnia. Trainer put snooker legend Steve "Interesting" Davis in his stable to try to calm him down. Experiment failed after Davis was carried unconscious from the stable with 147 kicks and bites to the body. Recovered from a disastrous start to rack up 6 wins in a row. Got up late to win his QF by a short-head. Experienced at this level and seems to be running into form at right time.. Maajor chaance. Original odds 18-1

QF: 15W
R16: 18W
GW5: 27W
GW4: 21W
GW3: 19W
GW2: 25W
GW1: 5L



QUEVEGA (By Mind Games out of Heart of Gold)

Feisty unbeaten mare with a big reputation (closely related to Succinct Put-Downs out of Bark's Worse Than Bite). Took a while to get going and only ever does just enough. Can be headstrong but battles well and starting to repay expensive price tag. Well fancied at 14-1 ante-post but will need to step up a level to beat Big Chaang who would have won their last six head-to-heads. Suggestion that an end-to-end gallop at this level may bring about significant improvement.

QF: 12W
R16: 11D (pens)
GW5: 22W
GW4: 15W
GW3: 16W
GW2: 23D
GW1: 15 D

RYANH97 (By Ryan Giggs out of Meg Ryan)

Impeccably bred and pacy good looking colt (closely related to His Brother's Missus). Due to be gelded at the end of the season after playing up/away on occasions. Joint third favourite at 9-1 pre tournament and justified market confidence with some high quality consistent performances. Highest rating of the semi-finalists on 140 (NC 136, BC 130, Q 114) and sure to go well. Likely favourite for the title. Trainer Puter Whizz said: "He' had a few free spins last week just to keep him ticking over and his Hex Code and HTML Entity both look perfect - he's the IT guru to screw you."

QF: 20W
R16: 21W
GW5: 21L
GW4: 18W
GW3: 24W
GW2: 16L
GW1: 20W

NORTONSCOIN200 (By Verbal Diarrhoea out of Talking Bollocks)

Had a long-winded operation before Christmas but it failed to cure the problem. The veteran selling plater has had a good season stepping up in class despite being too closely related to Janidil and Beacon Edge. Remains to be seen if he can compete in this company. Lucky short-head win last time after jockey gave up and dismounted coming to the last. Trainer Ivan Gotta-Clue said: "If he runs like f***** Janidil or that b****** Beacon Edge he won't have a f****** prayer." A 22-1 shot originally, likely outsider.

QF: 16W
R16: 21W
GW5: 25W
GW4: 21W
GW3: 23W
GW2: 19W
GW1: 11 L

[ComplyOrDie]

Realise this might only be of interest to 3 people (max) but....

SEMI-FINAL FORM GUIDE

BIG CHAANG (By KevinKeeganSays out of Sleepless in Sha Tin)

Excitable gelding - can get very worked up in the preliminaries . Box walker who suffers from insomnia. Trainer put snooker legend Steve "Interesting" Davis in his stable to try to calm him down. Experiment failed after Davis was carried unconscious from the stable with 147 kicks and bites to the body. Recovered from a disastrous start to rack up 6 wins in a row. Got up late to win his QF by a short-head. Experienced at this level and seems to be running into form at right time.. Maajor chaance. Original odds 18-1

QF: 15W
R16: 18W
GW5: 27W
GW4: 21W
GW3: 19W
GW2: 25W
GW1: 5L



QUEVEGA (By Mind Games out of Heart of Gold)

Feisty unbeaten mare with a big reputation (closely related to Succinct Put-Downs out of Bark's Worse Than Bite). Took a while to get going and only ever does just enough. Can be headstrong but battles well and starting to repay expensive price tag. Well fancied at 14-1 ante-post but will need to step up a level to beat Big Chaang who would have won their last six head-to-heads. Suggestion that an end-to-end gallop at this level may bring about significant improvement.

QF: 12W
R16: 11D (pens)
GW5: 22W
GW4: 15W
GW3: 16W
GW2: 23D
GW1: 15 D

RYANH97 (By Ryan Giggs out of Meg Ryan)

Impeccably bred and pacy good looking colt (closely related to His Brother's Missus). Due to be gelded at the end of the season after playing up/away on occasions. Joint third favourite at 9-1 pre tournament and justified market confidence with some high quality consistent performances. Highest rating of the semi-finalists on 140 (NC 136, BC 130, Q 114) and sure to go well. Likely favourite for the title. Trainer Puter Whizz said: "He' had a few free spins last week just to keep him ticking over and his Hex Code and HTML Entity both look perfect - he's the IT guru to screw you."

QF: 20W
R16: 21W
GW5: 21L
GW4: 18W
GW3: 24W
GW2: 16L
GW1: 20W

NORTONSCOIN200 (By Verbal Diarrhoea out of Talking Bollocks)

Had a long-winded operation before Christmas but it failed to cure the problem. The veteran selling plater has had a good season stepping up in class despite being too closely related to Janidil and Beacon Edge. Remains to be seen if he can compete in this company. Lucky short-head win last time after jockey gave up and dismounted coming to the last. Trainer Ivan Gotta-Clue said: "If he runs like f***** Janidil or that b****** Beacon Edge he won't have a f****** prayer." A 22-1 shot originally, likely outsider.

QF: 16W
R16: 21W
GW5: 25W
GW4: 21W
GW3: 23W
GW2: 19W
GW1: 11 L

Probably one of the funniest posts I've come across, absolutely classic stuff

[BigChaang]

Brilliant , Made me Laugh , Norton's .

[Imperial Commander]

Great stuff that nortons, top banana!

[Spectre]

Love it NC200. Thanks for brightening up my day.

[Middle_Of_March]

Aha ! I'm looking for someone to write a pinstickers guide for the Fat Jockey Grand National in April and hoping MOM can do a book and may be in running prices too.

I’m up for that mate. Sounds fun.

[Quevega]

Seen a bit if feedback on here from some losers (can't remember their names)
They think it's foolhardy to put your selections up the night before.

Well, I'm always open to feedback so have took what they've said on board.
And decided to put my selections up 2 nights before.
In your Face.

Good luck
BigChaang
No one I'd rather lose to but you kind sir.
But you've got no chance.



Ashdale Bob (Gaillard du mesnil)

Chacun Pour soi (Min)

Energumene (Unexcepted)

The Shunter (Or Jaune de somoza)

Honeysuckle (Sharjah)

Advanced Virgo (Eskylane)

Kilcruit (Ramillies)


Thankyou again,

Diamond Geezer